1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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