No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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