I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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