So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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