whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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