so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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