K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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