And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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