This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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