Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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