You can't special order awesome
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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