Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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