She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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