And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just google imaged poop.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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