The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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