bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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