But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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