If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
