you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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