I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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