so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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