i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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