Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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