Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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