I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Randomize
