he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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