Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Threesome in a minivan. New low
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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