I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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