Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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