that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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