dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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