You made me cry and you don't even care
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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