just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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