He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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