I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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