Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
