butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
how can u be prego again
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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