I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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