I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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