idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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