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I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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