would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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