i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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