ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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