She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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