remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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