They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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