Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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