I love black thongs
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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