I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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