apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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