I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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